10 Ways of Spending $22 Million That Don't Involve 'Leadership'...

1) APS's retirement fund.

2) Launching an inquiry into what exactly it is that PF does. Alternatively, making sure she is never seen again.

3) Researching winged-monkeys. Oh come on. You know it would be awesome.

4) Building a missile. I'm ready to take our rivalry with Scotch that one step further.

5) Reducing the cost of education.

6) Hiring Al Gore to teach an Earth Studies Class.

7) Hiring Gordon Ramsey to run the cafeteria.

8) Prison uniforms for every student/Bars on every window/Weapons and Guard Uniforms for Prefects.

9) Cutting down the school's greenhouse gas/carbon emissions.

10) Aston Martin DB9s for all year twelves as a "going away" present.