School, The Tenth Layer of Hell...

Yes, that's a reference to Dante's Inferno. That's just how I roll. Literature style!

House Dinner and Chapel this evening which was an exercise in both futility and intense boredom. Thank you DR-P for keeping me company through the four plus hours of excruciating fun. And yes, it was excruciating.

My mother always told me to think positive. "What have you got out of this evening?" she asked. Well, what did I get? A rather nice tie, praise for my comedic ability from a mother ("You should be at Edinburgh", which was, actually, quite nice) and several free drinks. Actually, scratch that. Considering the amount of money I've given the school over the years, it's more accurate to say I bought the entire school, and parents and round. Of rather inferior quality, naturally. Please, in future, could you at least foot the bill for a decent Sauvignon Blanc? Signed Nick Jones, Student and Wine Connoisseur.

School is stressing me. Thank GOD (and I know for an atheist that's a little hypocritical, but so much easier than saying "Thank random fluctuations in space/time!") there's only about a month until exams are over and I never have to go back. I'm really looking forward to that. Although AP made a really good point, which almost made me feel better about going back - "it's the last first day of school ever".

Like I said, I was stressed yesterday. So I made a stress-cake.



And it was a HUGE SUCCESS. Seriously delicious and moist.

Yes, I listened to Jonathan Coulton while baking, because I'm a nerd.

Au Revoir.